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A calf is born with two noses and a pig survives for 36 days. Is this the news? Well, if you’re quick to dismiss those, you might do a double-take when you read that God is Busted for Drugs in Florida.

There was some interesting world health news. If you’re an American, you’re probably aware that many Europeans have better health care. Insurance companies even pay for miracle treatments and religious pilgrimages. Try getting pre-approval from your HMO for that. Speaking of healthy, Japan is going to extremes to fight fat and avoid following in our footsteps. Japanese companies are also pushing a robot “hottie” on men over 20 and high-tech toilets on everyone. These things might just might just replace a girlfriend, fight loneliness, and improve your health. If this angers you, go express yourself with a bumper sticker.

What is with all the pigs adopting tigers and tigers adopting pigs? Now a dog adopts a tiger! Sheesh. Enough already.

I can’t end this without mentioning the new World’s Ugliest Dog. Way to go Gus!

- Bethany, Yahoo! Video Team