It’s Monday morning and people are popping popcorn with their cell phones. Or so the latest viral video phenomenon tells us. And apparently it’s a worldwide phenomenon. Yes, not just crazy Americans. The Japanese are in on it as well. French versions of the video have also sprouted up around the web.

The viral hoax department here at Yahoo! Video is calling it early: there’s no way this is real. Mostly because if we did think it was real we’d be forced to abandon our cell phones tout suite.

-Kent, Yahoo! Video Team