As usual, there are a lot of crazy things happening this week in the United States. Faithful Fido can now be cloned, so you never need to mourn when your beloved pet dies. Provocative PETA puts a girl in a cage and Burke Kenny proves that he has the best beard in the world, and the ladies love it!

What do you do when you find yourself driving drunk and breaking the law? You dial 911 and report yourself!

Symphony conductors don’t have to worry about outsourcing. They might just be replaced by robots.

Don’t let all this madness stress you out, because studies show that monkeys eat more junk food under pressure. To relieve your rat-race stress, just watch this raw footage of rare tiger clubs without a single boring talking head. Pure sweetness!

- Bethany, Yahoo! Video Team